Stupid stupid pathetic excuse of a history book

This book makes me angry. do you know how many sentences the composition of our national anthem got? paragraph at least right? Uh NO 

2 freakin sentences.... that is ridiculous! they don't even mention that amazing flag that they raised at Ft McHenry! there was no dramatic imagery or even acknowledgement of how Francis Scott Key thought that they were surrendering but really they were raising the most magnificent flag that he had ever seen! NONE 

zero 

nada!

this coming from the book that takes time to explain various "important" figures fashion choices...

i hate it all of it! stupid stupid book

well i think i am done screaming about the injustice that our mislead history book did to poor Frances Scott Key.

Escape to the Zoo!

"That PSAT test was stuuupid!" 

"I concur, Amy"

"Thanks Runnan it's good to know that i am not as alone as i think i am."

"Anytime..."

"yeah guys we should totally ditch!"

"Isha you are completely insane... though i would love to go to the zoo. hmmm Isha i think you might be on to something..." Amy looks around attempting to see if the slightly pathetic security guards are standing around. there aren't any in sight. Their mother's must have called about the peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that they continually leave at home.

"i don't see them do you?" Isha and Runnan both join in the search and coming up short they all decide that the security guards must be trying to find those darn PB and J sandwiches. A wicked smile spreads itself across Amy's face " Well why don't we go to the zoo?"

"Amy you are brilliant!" gushes Isha

"I know I know, you coming Runnan?"

" I wouldn't miss it for the world! Let us venture out before those guards come back!" Like lightning the three throw themselves through the front doors trying to act as unsuspecting as possible. they manage to make their way to 7-11 undetected. As far as they are aware... 

"phew! that was intense!"

"soo how are we going to get to the zoo?"

"Anybody have a car?" Isha and Runnan look blankly at Amy

"Okay i will take that as a no, i suppose we could walk to the train station..."

"NO!" Runnan's piercing scream causes both Amy and Isha to jump back in alarm.  They could not possibly know the catastrophic effects that walking has on Runnan. the sweating and the exertion causes him to become something other then himself. almost Dr. Jekyl , Mr. Hyde like, he cannot contain himself! and so in order to spare man kind from his amazingness Runnan refuses to run or walk for extended periods of time fearing that his other self will emerge! really it has nothing to do with laziness at all...

"well i can't see any other way, in either case we are hiding in the most obvious spot ever imaginable."

"Amy's right, perhaps we should investigate the church, we could all use some spiritual enlightenment i am sure..."

"Dude Runnan i am a Hindu kinda offensive"

"Runnan has a point i am sure that hiding out at the church is a better idea then staying here."

"Shoot! Hide it's the deans!!!"

Holy cow what is going to happen next? will amy, isha and runnan get to the zoo or will they get caught by the evil deans????

to be continued....

Birthday? More like birth month...

 this is from Alice in Wonderland in case you people were confused....

Birthdays are strange things don't you think? they're the ultimate celebration of mediocrity; everyone gets a party for merely existing. And presents too! It's like Christmas but better because it gives you the illusion that you are special and everyone loves you and sucks up to you because they want your yummy treats and they want you to share your toys with them... filthy free loaders. My personal love for birthdays comes from the fact that you get cake.

Cake is life everyone should have cake on their birthday no question about. it should be a law. Runnan get on that will ya? Anyway my birthday is coming up so it shall be a month longer celebration of me being one year closer to death that involves lots of food and of course my own personal Simba ice cream cake. (Simba is pronounced  Zimba by the way). 

As bitter as i sound about birthdays i love them.

mainly because i get cake but anyway they are loads of fun!!!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

i'm tired and i want to go read this blogging stuff is hard. 

Alright fine i will continue if i must!

My theme this year was the same theme that i had oh 13 years ago : )

SIMBA!!!

 this is simba. for you crazys that don't know it or couldn't figure it out...

Anyway The Lion King is quite possibly the best Disney movie.. EVER! Proving my love for Africa began at a very early age... : )

Hmm well i think i will leave you all with a poem.

You are Old Father William

'You are old, Father William', the young man said,
   'And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head --
   Do you think, at your age, it is right?'

'In my youth', Father William replied to his son,
   'I feared it might injure the brain;
But, now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
   Why, I do it again and again.'

'You are old', said the youth, 'as I mentioned before,
   And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door --
   Pray, what is the reason of that?'

'In my youth', said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
   'I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment - one shilling the box -
   Allow me to sell you a couple?'

'You are old', said the youth, 'and your jaws are too weak
   For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -
   Pray, how did you manage to do it?'

'In my youth', said his father, 'I took to the law,
   And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
   Has lasted the rest of my life.'

'You are old', said the youth, 'one would hardly suppose
   That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose -
   What made you so awfully clever?'

'I have answered three questions, and that is enough,'
   Said his father, 'don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
   Be off, or I'll kick you downstairs!'

hehehe Lewis Carroll that man is amazing! Sorry guys one last thing

check this out!

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/chi-1pod14dragon20081001170213,0,2001401.photo

Adios for now my pets!

~Amy

 

In the beginning...

So against my will i suppose i will start this blog. thing. i think. just another thing to do instead of things that i actually should be accomplishing.  so what do people generally talk about on their blogs?? i have no idea well lets start with the weather; its so wonderfully cold outside right now though i am some what saddened by the fact that i have to wear gloves in my own house to keep my fingers from freezing off but one can't have everything? now can they.  Fall is amazing i must say it is my favorite season, generally not too cold and not hot , can't stand the heat. I miss Michigan right now; the trees are gorgeous! and the woods there are basically left untouched so you can just go wandering through the trees and streams.. though in winter it's a lot of fun as well you can pretend like you're exploring Narnia though none of the animals that i have come across have talked to me yet...this thing needs some pictures

So i've been listing to this song over and over again; it's amazing Sweet and Low by Augustana though in my opinion he should have kept his hair long... it was like Richie Paylis all over again : (

so here it is you should watch it and not despair at my taste in music.... Darn i can't figure out to work this silly thing oh well. i guess you people will just have to check it out for yourself.

Spiders are amazing just in case you were wondering. i had a pet sider once i name him Ferdinand; he didn't last very long though sadly 

      he looked a lot like the yellow one..

so these are Araneae spiders. true spiders because they only have 5 segments in their abdomens for the making of their wonderful web gunk ( thats what i have always referred to it as...) their fossil predecessors had up to 12 different segments in their abdomens for the making of their monstrous webs! i kinda want to see the web of a spider who has that many different sections in their abdomens.

And now for your viewing enjoyment some random pictures of my favorite kinds of

spiders!!!!

                                   

i want to do this some day...

this is a Dolomedes they're pretty amazing and this one is preggers!!! all the little dot/ bump like things on her back are eggs ready to hatch

ugh time for homework